terri's boobs

2005-01-13T13:10:00.000-08:00

Dear fans,
I am excited to tell you about all the changes that have been happening here at the t's boobs dot com headquarters. I know our audience has recently grown with the introduction of terri's boobs to the 1996 graduating class of Plano Senior High. The following email was sent to terri's alma mater by one loyal fan:

Dear all,

Y'all remember Terri Taylor? Man, she was great. I really miss her and miss seeing her boobs. Does anyone have any pictures of them? Anything?

Frustrated in Texas

Dear Frustrated in Texas,

You're in luck!!! Kiss those blue balls goodbye, FOREVER!! Search "terri's boobs" on google and enjoy.

And we are not at all kidding. Even more exciting, our humble little website is now the number one recommendation on google with the search words "terri's boobs". We are very excited that we can impact such a range of demographics.

On the beaches of Nassau, when this was just a thought, a joke really, we never dreamed that it could be this huge. With all the growth and changes, I knew I would not be able to continue this on my own. I was able to interview some eager candidates while in Portland to assist me in making this thing work with the miles and mountains between myself and terri's boobs.

Things you should know. Terri nor Amber eat pussy. The only lesbian jokes here will be told by Terri, Jesus, or the other creator, Amber.

Please, please keep your emails coming. We are still accepting submissions at terrisboobs@yahoo.com. We are waiting to hear from you!

Fellow lover,
Amber

2005-01-13T12:07:00.000-08:00

this is where terri is meant to be

2005-01-13T12:06:00.000-08:00

this is what people do in oregon

2005-01-13T12:05:00.000-08:00

2005-01-13T12:04:00.000-08:00

birthday boobs

2005-01-13T11:01:00.000-08:00

spreading booby love across the nation. terri and her birthday present in seattle.

2004-12-07T21:21:00.000-08:00

you are all invited to our commitment ceremony

2004-12-07T21:20:00.000-08:00

need i say more? (sorry t, i was too lazy to crop that fucking dude out of the shot)

2004-12-07T21:19:00.001-08:00

dude, seriously, your jaw is clenched. lay.off.the.pills.

2004-12-07T21:19:00.000-08:00

sometimes we eat pizza in hallways at 5 am. sometimes.

2004-12-07T21:18:00.000-08:00

team t&a

2004-10-16T16:55:00.000-07:00

because it's funny....

2004-10-16T16:45:00.000-07:00

terri doing yet another rockstar pose

2004-10-04T18:49:00.000-07:00

t's boobs were feeling a little under the weather this weekend and were unable to perform for the photo shoot. i'd like to introduce to you "brooke" who kindly agreed to fill in for terri while she recovered from the vodka. so, fans, i bring to you 'friends of terri's boobs'

2004-09-25T17:13:00.001-07:00

terri taylor's austin city limits sweat your fucking nuts off festival boobs

2004-09-25T17:13:00.000-07:00

amber's festival boobs

2004-09-25T15:29:00.000-07:00

this limo came with a mirrored ceiling with lights, empty propel water bottles, and this hooker

2004-09-25T15:19:00.000-07:00

seriously, are those real?

2004-09-25T15:18:00.000-07:00

look at the coconuts on those girls. the moment you've all been waiting for.....guest appearances from amber. creator, vice president, and president of terri's boobs.

2004-09-25T15:12:00.000-07:00

no, i won't autograph your tits. but i'll sign your pants.

2004-09-25T15:11:00.000-07:00

fuck you. i'm famous. and high.

2004-09-13T06:42:00.000-07:00

terrisboobs.com fans,
please email subject appropriate submissions to terrisboobs@yahoo.com. submissions will be reviewed in the order they are received. please be patient, as we receive large volumes of emails daily.

in their name we pray,
amber

2004-08-28T21:09:00.000-07:00

The next two pictures were submitted by Rob, perhaps terrisboobs.com's second biggest fan (you know who being the first):

We thought that UK support for terris norks wasn't really moving as fast as it could so we planned a marketing blitz. Unfortunatly we checked our pockets and could only manage ?1.29 between us. So this is all we got.

2004-08-28T21:07:00.000-07:00

Apparently they were on the bus with the advert. When they got back to the nursing home they had to pay a connection fee to see the web site. After I took this photo it all kicked off.

2004-08-24T14:31:00.000-07:00

terrisboobs.com fan lauri got this snapshot during her travels thru the midwest. those baptists sure know a good thing when they see it. and so does our lauri.

2004-08-20T05:28:00.000-07:00

get 'em while they're hot. we have a limited supply, and they're going fast. act now.

2004-08-19T06:22:00.000-07:00

support for terrisboobs.com from across the ocean. i heart british people. y'all awesome.

2004-08-16T21:03:00.000-07:00

administrator,
I think people may be getting the wrong idea about terrisboobs.com. You haven't started charging a monthly fee have you? On my way into work this morning i ran into this guy, and i have to admit i became very worried. please clarify.

signed,
concerned in dallas

2004-08-12T16:06:00.000-07:00

submissions are pouring in. we are humbled by the public's response. keep 'em coming. we'd like to introduce to you this piece, entitled "juggs" (thanks rusty). by the way terrisboobs.com fans, we had a fellow fan comment the following last night before i accidentally erased it: "this is one of the best sites i have ever seen, i have bookmarked it and will check back often. please keep them coming." and i'm not even kidding.

2004-08-11T20:12:00.000-07:00

the first of many to come picture of t's boobs

2004-08-11T20:11:00.000-07:00

t's boobs the best they've ever looked before. there is even a little boob sweat.

2004-08-11T20:09:00.001-07:00

damn t's boobs looked good at j & b's wedding

2004-08-11T20:09:00.000-07:00

t's boobs at jessie & barry's wedding

2004-08-11T20:08:00.000-07:00

t's boobs whilst binge drinking

2004-08-11T20:07:00.000-07:00

t's boobs in the hotel lobby where terrible customer service is offered (not by terri's boobs. rather by hotel employees. with the exception of male employees who would like to get in our pants.)

2004-08-11T20:05:00.001-07:00

t's boobs at the airport

2004-08-11T20:05:00.000-07:00

hi. my name is terri taylor. i have two shirts that say my name is terri taylor. people call me "t" for short. i have a friend named amber. amber is obsessed with my boobs. amber strategically positions herself at tables in order to have a good view of my boobs. she tried to take up smoking to forget about my boobs. now she is a smoker and obsessed with my boobs. this website is dedicated to my boobs and amber's relationship with them.